Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Report From the Old People Front

  • Metamucil = Tang flavored slime. If you like Tang (which I do) this can be good, if not, then that's your own fault.
  • Walmart's Equate Metamucil knock-off = Off-Tang flavored grit. Apparently making something slightly not-foul tasting is harder than it seems.
  • Sugar-free pink lemonade Metamucil = In a word, disgusting. It is somehow every way inferior to every individual piece of it's ingredient list.
  • Sugar-free pink lemonade Metamucil made with sugar free lemonade = In a word, tolerable.
  • Protein powder = Powdered milk aged in a vacuum bag
  • Protein powder + Metamucil = Slightly off tasting orange creamcicle. A winner in my book. Throw it in a blender with some milk, ice, and a banana for a great old person's breakfast.
  • Protein powder + Sugar-free pink lemonade Metamucil made with sugar free lemonade = Old person's lemon sherbet, enjoy!

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